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Book Reviews - Congratulations,
You Have
just Met The I.C.F.

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from The Spectator- 7th February 2004 I WAS THERE During
the Queen's speech last Christmas Day the dazzlingly beautiful, inarticulate
little girl who was acting as Father Christmas presented me with a parcel
from under the tree. Keeping one eye on Her Majesty, I unwrapped it.
I glanced at the blurb on the back, opened it, started to read and became
so engrossed that I sat there like a gargoyle until I'd finished it
and the fire had gone out and everyone had gone to bed. I'd heard
about this book because friends in London had been reading out chapters
to me over the phone. I would have nipped into town straight away and
bought a copy for myself, but in this remote part of the West Country
they've only just started printing the Bible. I assumed I'd have to
wait till I was next in London to get hold of one. And then, lo!, on
Christmas Day this dimpled angel appeared unto me and presented me with
one. The fascination,
for me, of Cass Pennant's Congratulations: You have just met the ICFwas
that I was there at some of the worst episodes of football violence
he describes. Through the Seventies and early Eighties we younger West
Ham fans idolised our leading hooligans, Cass included, almost as much
as we did the players. We weren't members of any of the loose alliance
of West Ham's various hooligan 'firms' who, when combined and ably commanded,
could stage such a spectacular show. Nor were we intentionally at the
front row when it all went off. But we drank in the same pubs as them
before home matches, travelled on the same coaches to away games, stood
on the same away terraces in the same defensive squares, and now and
then got caught up in the same pitched battles. And, to us, troop leaders
like Cass, Bill Gardner and Teddy Bunter were father figures. If you
were the right age and the right mentality, the Seventies and early
Eighties, when English domestic soccer violence made sensational newspaper
headlines every week, and West Ham's reputation for hooliganism was
at its most prodigious, those decades were a kind of golden age. And
Cass Pennant, who eventually went to prison for three years, and afterwards
became a security adviser and writer, has become our Homer, our compiler-in-chief
of the sacred book of the tribe. The title,
Congratulations: You have just met the ICF, is the text of the calling-card
that members of West Ham's Inter-City firm were supposed to have left
on the bodies of their victims. In Congratulations, Cass chronicles
all the legendary battles of those heady years before Mrs Thatcher decided
she ought to tell the police to put I a stop to it. Home to Man Utd
in 1967, the West Ham hooligans' creation myth I was there, aged
ten. The Harry Cripps testimonial, Millwall away, May 1972, about which
Cass quotes the great Bill Gardner as saying, 'I've never seen nothing
like that. I think that's the worst I've ever seen any trouble at football
. . . it was just unbelievable...' I was there, cowering in terror
under a hail of bricks, glass and bits of ironmongery. Arsenal away
in 1982, when a Royal Green Jacket on weekend leave lobbed a smoke grenade
and we took Last Saturday
I went up to east London to see the Hammers play Rotherham, my first
visit to the revamped Boleyn ground for over a year. The embourgeoised
stadium looks fantastic, but the intimate, raucous, cockpit atmosphere
that we loved so much about going to watch West Ham has gone. The atmosphere
was so quiet and polite against Rotherham that I felt obliged to ask
my neighbour if it was all right to smoke. It was so profoundly depressing I went to the bar well before the half-time whistle. And who should be down there with a pint of lager in each hand and presiding over a circle of adoring young acolytes but Cass Pennant. I bought two pints of lager for myself and went over to congratulate him on his latest addition to the canon. The only I time we'd spoken before was when we were vastly outnumbered on the Kippax end at Manchester City over 20 years ago and he'd turned to me and said, 'I think it's time to go.' Before I could say anything about his book, however, he waved one of his pints over his young fan club in a kind of benediction, and said in his deep Cockney, 'They honestly can't believe that a big black man with a fierce reputation like mine could be such a friendly bloke.' Then he turned and beamed at them like a saintly old headmaster tenderly cherishing hopes for the next generadon. Naive hopes, in my opinion. |
readers' reviews on amazon.co.uk March 17,
2004 You had
the ICF with its unwritten rules, codes, honours, there are loads
of quotes like these scattered within the contents of this book which
portrays the ICF and other firms as cultured trendy superheroes. I dont
know if people believe this along with the clearly exaggerated numbers
we are talking about. I dont want to be too disrespectful to the author as he is clearly writing about his past, where the grass will always be greener, and is intended as I have said for a minority readership. I did enjoy the last 2 summing up chapters thu. There is also a chapter on the authors favourite West Ham songs, if your interested. Ill finish with a quote from the book that possibly sums up this era of the 70s & 80s, it was the original Birmingham Zulus that we had to respect. They never went to a Blues game November
21, 2003
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